I got back from the Songkran Festival on Friday the 15th, after four days of non-stop partying in the village of Nong Sao and the closest town, Kalasin. I took a lot of notes as I was thinking about doing a magazine article, but whether that ever comes to pass remains to be seen - I got a blanket rejection from the only rag (in print) that does Thai based stuff of this nature. Farang magazine is a joke anyway - no sour grapes of course. I am just going to post a lot of my notes ad hoc should anyone care to read... Check the pictures they are some of the more lively I have got since coming to Thailand.

Songkran is about community and respect for ones elders. It is a Buddhist holiday that marks the beginning of the Thai New Year. The ceremony of passing water from people to monks and elders symbolizes respect and enables the participants to make merit in Buddhist terms that they may improve their Karma. Songkran is a time for people to return home, relax and enjoy parades. Yeah, right. Songkran is about partying your testes off.

My packing list:

Hawaiian T-shirt 1
High volume squirt gun 1
Standard issue squirt gun 1
Baby Powder 2 bottles.

Last night the little kids were already out on the streets throwing water, mainly targeting the unprotected motorcyclists who took their splashes in good humor. The heart of the action takes place on street called, Khao San - in Kalasin, not the notorious Bangkok backpacker bedtown.

Tuesday went like this; me and a beer in front of a shitty bar, me and a beer under a tent along Khao San Rd. (Kalasin, not the Bangkok zoo of foreign species), me and a beer on the back of a pickup, me and a beer in Kalasin's hottest - and only - nightclub.

There are two clear camps between which the water is thrown; roadside tents housing beer drinking, barbecue eating adults toward the rear and squirt-gun shooting, water-throwing kids in the front, the second camp is comprised of pickup trucks sagging under the weight of one too many reveler in the back, usually with their own garbage bucket of water. The moving advantage of the trucks is often rendered moot by one of the tent attached partiers who steps in front of the pickup bringing it to a halt. There was a moment standing in the back of a pickup, squashed between a recently transformed 'woman', who was showing off her purchased parts, and a gay Thai trying to fix my hair, all the time trying to hold onto my beer and return-fire buckets of water, when I said to myself. "Maybe the American middle-class way of life with its tennis get-togethers and barbecues in the summer isn't so bad." On the other hand, if I was annoyed with all the same sex attention, I was having too much fun to really care, and then I said to myself, "Maybe the American middle-class way of life with its tennis get-togethers and barbecues in the summer is just as boring as I have always suspected."

A mere 24 hours of partying already had one of the partners oversleeping, and it weren't the author. It was 12 noon and I had neither beer in hand, on breath or even in sight. We were still in the village.

We got to Kalasin and started the Songkran routine: find pickup and driver, find water, find beer, drive through the streets throwing water and trying not to spill beer. There was an equal amount of enthusiasm on day two as there was day one. However, there was a big difference, whereas the first day had been very hot, the second was only warm at best and this made getting soaked and riding open-air cold, very cold at times.

I had brought a notepad on the first day. Ink ran and pages soaked, I dropped the whole idea of 'investigative journalism'.I was looking for a story, but all I was finding were headaches. A headache from the heat, a headache from the beer, a headache from the constant gawking attention.People kept speaking to me in the international language of drunk. Why is it that people think they can strangely master a language within the five seconds of meeting you simply because they are shitfaced? Most of the conversations went so:
Drunk: Hey you, bougpsouglkhesougdpa drink douklhgoi epuolsjhgsd happy happy you you dkjhsdu oaiyakhdf iuiahjkbklpou whiskey beer iouoihshskalh thank you happy songkran happy happy slkdhfouoiyapgou drink.
Me: Yeah...…yeah...…I see...…yeah happy...…yeah whiskey…...yeah beer...…your welcome...…ah, shut it.
For the most part I am pleased that the locals want to shower me with water and alcohol and not punches, but my goodwill toward drunks seems to fray after the second or third time they introduce themselves and start in with drunk speak. You'd think the complete lack of communication we experienced on the first couple attempts would dissuade them, but I guess in the drunken haze they seem to have remembered a new verb from high school English and want to give it a try.

Our car now looks like the victim of one of those eighties avant-garde paint splattering artists.

Pa Lom had lady luck on his side - probably the only lady on his side in a longtime. He was three hundred baht up and drunk in the am, meaning he had probably done better than three hundred at some point. Lom was sporting a Hawaiian shirt and some funked-out sunglasses. He was excited enough about his winnings to bicycle all the way to Ma Song's, but everyone ignored him and he eventually left.


Bad Songkran, bad songkran, bad songkran. Today we drove to Khon Kaen and back to find a credit card that was in Nong Sao the whole time. There were some harsh words spoken and I threw my credit card holder into the dashboard half a dozen times. We did manage to salvage some of the day. We went to watch people play "Gunkai". It is the board game that resembles a poor man's roulette. There are six symbols: fish, chicken, shrimp, crab, frog, water vessel. The game is simple enough. The players place there money on the board on the desired symbol, or between two symbols for a higher stakes version. Three cubes with the symbols are placed on a plate, covered with a basket, and shook. The cover removed reveals the winning symbols. Evidently, the game is not at all rigged in favor of the house as this year the house had lost some 30,000 baht as of today. It is rumored that last year was much better for the house. I should add that the house is decorated with strangely foiled rings.

After the gambling we went to the temple for the water ceremony where all this water tossing originated. At first we listened to the chanting that is so part and parcel with any religious gathering anywhere in the world. Some obligatory speeches. Then we lined up. Everyone had a bowl filled with water and some flowers for added scent. There was a long procession and receiving line like something you would see at a western wedding. The monks were first with their arms outstretched, forearms resting on pillows and palms filled with flowers. We poured water into their hands. After the ordained monks were the younger novices. They didn't have the luxury of little pillows for their forearms. Following the monks were the sixty year and ups all seated. We again poured water into their hands and they quite often sprinkled us with water. There was also a fire truck on the scene spraying the entire event and keeping the kids amused and elderly in a near state of diphtheria.

Pocky stayed up until five in the morning playing "Gunkai". For many of the villagers it seemed that the game was the only thing worthwhile about Songkran. Certainly Ma Song and Pok were into it. Ma Song, incidentally used 2000 baht we had given her to play the role of 'house' in several games. No odds in favor of the house, I mentioned already.

On Friday we went into one house where they performed a séance like ritual that saw all the village ladies drinking rice whiskey. I was really moved at this particular custom. It got me to thinking about something… Ah yes, my book about village life. Fascinating. I have become utterly fascinated by the village.

We drove the kids out to Lam Phao Dam. Played in the water with a horde of Thais all using inner tubes and staying very close to shore; they can't swim. The damn was absolutely swamped with people. We then went back to the village for more gaming fun. A pickup was headed out, so we jumped aboard and did a round of Kalasin. The last day was packed with pickups, traffic could hardly move.